i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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