You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
