Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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