Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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