my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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