I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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