Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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