ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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