She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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