We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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