My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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