There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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