I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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