He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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