When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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