Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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