Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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