Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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