And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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