On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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