So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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