Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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