i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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