Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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