We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
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70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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