Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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