She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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