I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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