yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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