i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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