Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I lost the right to judge tonight
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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