I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED