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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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  NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I hope im prettier

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  yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.

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  How high are you right now..

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  I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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• (213): View more from California

  putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card

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• (415): View more from California

  we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"

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  communist

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.

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