And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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