I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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