I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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