Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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