i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.