i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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