The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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