Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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