Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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