if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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