you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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