oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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