Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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