Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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