I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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