8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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did you just send me my own nude
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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