Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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