Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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