420 ftw
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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