at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Bring me that man meat
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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