I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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