what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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