We're like a lot better than the average bears
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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