whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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