I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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